The Pelvic Thrusting Gym Dude

Gym time comes daily and though I love the adrenaline from a workout....gotta admit the pelvic thrusting gym dude makes gym time all the more to look forward to.

Day 1 of seeing, lets call him PTGD, I was riding the bike in front of the walk way. PTGD is a red headed, freckled, middle aged man always in short running shorts, boxers hanging out and an old school mesh tank top. Anyways, PTGD....I'm riding the bike and he does a walk around and stops to the right of me, stands facing the tvs with his hands on his hips and starts thrusting his pelvis back and forth. After about 5 minutes of this awkwardness, he paces the walkway and stands to the left in front of me. Once again he assumes position, facing the tvs with his hands on his hips and starts thrusting his pelvis back and forth. After another 5 minutes, he paces again and then stops right in front of me and for a third time...assumes position and thrusts.

Awkward. PTGD catches my attention and since day 1 I try to advert my attention but I can't....now I just count on seeing him and his pelvic thrusts during gym time...more so to see his daily routine of thrusts and see where he'll thrust today. The other day he thrusted in the walkway in the center of the gym as well as over by the stretching mats. Perhaps he has the most powerful pelvis, perhaps he's quite flexible, or perhaps he's like a dog and rather than marking his territory with urine, his trademark is pelvic thrusting.