Monday, August 18, 2008

A Green Thumb

In charge...

So, bossman is out this week and one of my tasks is to water the plants (among many others...no I'm not the office b*tch).

Well...after watering all the plants, I stood in front of one of the larger plants and realized...this just might not be real. Did I water a fake plant?!?

Eh...well I ran back into my office because the water started to leak out the bottom and all over the carpet...so I still am not positive if the plant was fake or real.

Thank goodness for the positive feedback to 'I might have watered a fake plant...'
"I hope you didn't kill the fake plants."~Mother
"I've heard you actually have to pretend to water fake plants or else they die." ~Dave


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

My Long Lost Brother?

I stopped at a gas station on my drive up to Maine recently because I had forgotted to pick up a case of Corona. Well...next time I might just accept the fact that I'm a 20 year old with the memory of a 70 year old...

The guy working the gas station, after checking my ID informed me "I'm your brother!"

After glancing around, giggling awkwardly, and staring at the guy...he proceeded to tell me we had the same last name and that we must have the same parents.

I informed him I was adopted and don't know my parents....then walked out.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Awkward-Pants

I went to a sneak preview of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 with my friend the other night. Her coworker, Meredith (who I'd met before) and Julie, Meredith's sister, joined us. As we gathered in the theater, my friend introduced me to Julie. As I went to say hi and introduce myself...I said "Hi Julie...I'm Meredith...ooo...no, no that's not my name." Ehhh...first impression...first lie...not even intential...pure lie...awkward.

Then after the movie, I ran into a girl I hadn't seen in over two years. We embraced and said hello. Then I asked her if she was married...awkward again.

After saying goodbye to her and walking off with my friends, I noticed I had spilt water on my left boob and announced..."oops, water on my boob...I hope she didn't think I was prego and lactating..."...good thing I don't have an indoor voice and everyone around us heard that comment...ehh, more awkwardness.

Reviews...
Movie = Really cute & Good.
Me = Awkward.



Monday, August 4, 2008

5 Second Rule!

A group of my friends recently made a late night stop for pizza. As they were walking out of the pizza joint, a group of girls across the street dropped their entire box of pizza on the ground. ..the pizza fell out of the box and on to the sidewalk. As this happened, one of my friends sprinted across the street yelling "5 second rule! 5 second rule!"...picked up a slice of pizza...took a bite...and sprinted back to the rest of my friends who all sprinted off...